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Monday, January 31, 2005

Summary Of My Weekend

I'm not feeling well, so I'm going to keep it short. So my weekend pretty much sucked a$$. I was supposed to have this great night on Friday, but I got sick.....was I bummed! Jhonnie rented movies (Forgetten and Alien VS Predator). A vs P was pretty good....but anyhow, so I was up all night friday, blowing my nose, sneezing, and coughing. My poor husband couldn't sleep either (bad enough he can't sleep due to my so-called snorring).....but then Saturday came.

I slept ALL day, see ya'll don't understand. We got the new Temperpedic, tempurpedic matress (how ever the$*#@ it's spelled) you know the one from the infomercial....and did I sleep like a baby. The matress is kinda expensive...but it's worth every cent. I recommend you guys trying it out...I can't even think of sleeping on a regular matress anymore! Hey, I should be their spokes-person...heh.

It felt good to sleep all day, not cook or clean.....I got caught up on all my korean soaps.....yes I'm an addict when it comes to Korean soaps.....call me the Amer-Asian Fob! Anyhow, I'm feeling better, so back to work I go.

* I'm kinda down that Jules is in West Virginia...that means she won't have any Blogs....but that's ok, I got Larry's and Grace's to read.....you guys have me rollin for hours! Thanks!!!

Friday, January 28, 2005

Sex In The City

So, Jhonnie and I are married now (i can hear some of you saying "finally"), and we're in this new city, where we don't know anyone, and we're still getting lost finding our way around. I find it amusing, because I see myself turning into a homebody. Jhonnie's always been the homebody....he never really like going out and being outgoing..............totally opposite from me. I loved friday and saturday nights, being out late with my friends, being crazy, and not having a worry in the world. Now I see me, and I'm cooking 3 meals a day, working full time, cleaning the house, doing the laundry.......and what makes it all worth it? All the Sex in the world. Don't get me wrong, Jhonnie & I have always had a great sex life, but we're turning into rabbits......We've already "blessed" ALL the rooms in our new house, oh and can't forget Maui, and how we've spread the love on that Whole island......My point is, all we've done since we've moved to Fresno is have Sex.

It's funny because we've only been in Fresno for a couple of months now, and we haven't really checked out the night life or city life. Now, since I LOVE to eat....we have checked out the restaurants...but that's about all. Our life is literally about Sex In The City....mad Sex In The City.....reeeooowww ;)

So, since today is friday, Jhonnie and I have decided to check out Fresno's night life. He's not a clubber, so I know that's one place we won't be doing...oops, I meant going. Apparently, Jhonnie has the whole evening planned out....what a gentleman, huh ladies? I don't have a clue as to where we'll be going, or what we'll be doing, but I'm excited. It's been awhile since I've been out, and Jhonnie's starting to see that I'm missing my friends.......Let's hope he stays that understanding when the phone bill comes, kikiki. So the agenda for tonight is the City....and of course the sex.......It's all about Sex & the City!

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Big Breastasis And A Teller Perv

Those who know me, no about my big breastasis. It's funny, now that I think about it, I used to be really uncomfortable and self conscious about them. Especially having 80 pound, no T&A, korean girls as friends....no offense gals, got nuttin but <3 for ya. Anyhow, when and how I came out of my shell...your guess is as good as mine. I'm proud of my breastasis now. I'm all T&A and proud, because not a cent was spent to create me. So, I'm at the bank, and the teller is asking for my info.......till I noticed he was looking at my boobs...WTF? Have we not seen cleveage before? I mean this guy would not take his damn eyes of my boobs...so I finally got the courage to say what I've always wanted to say to pervs like him, "my eyes are up here". Perv was so embarrased he turned red, and started to stutter. In a way I felt bad, but at the same time, it felt so good. Then, he tried to change the subject, and dug a deeper hole for himself.

Teller Perv: So what nationality are you?
Me: Korean (I've always said Korean, since I grew up so koreanized...don't even acknowledge the German part of me)
Teller Perv: Korean? So Asian, right?
Me: Yup
Teller Perv: That's really cool, cause Asians aren't really built like you.

DUM DUM DUM

Oh no he didnt......not built like me? WTF, am I some Amer-Asian Sumo wrestler...talkn bout built like me

Me: EXCUSE me?
Teller Perv: No, no, please don't take it the wrong way, you're beautiful, it's just that all the asians I ever knew were so petite.
Me: ok, you know what, you might just wanna stop while you're at it....
Teller Perv: No, not that you're fat, that's not what I'm saying
Me: No, I know what you're saying, and I know what you're seeing. We should just finish up here and pretend we never had this conversation.
Teller Perv: I really am sorry, could I maybe buy you a cup of coffee or something to make it up to you.....just give me your number we can maybe set up a date or something.
Me: not only am I offended, and disgusted....but I'm a happily married woman, and even if I were single...it wouldn't happen.
He apolgized again, gave me my things.....and that was that.

I sat in my car for second and thought about what had happened. It kinda felt good to know that I still "got it"....but I felt so...ummm....whorish. So I tell Jhonnie what had happened, and he sat there with a grin.....hello? Are we not going to say anything here? Jhonnie then says," you do know that your boobs are pretty big, right?" Just like him to say something like that. Boobs aren't that big of a deal, or are they? Are breasts a blessing in disguise? Looks like I'll be crawling back into my shell for awhile, or at least till I get over this traumatization.

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Last Night In Bed

So, I wake up this morning to find a pair of nose cloggers stuck to my nose. WTF? Come to find out my loving husband put them on me last night...again, WTF? It so happens that according to my husband, I've been snoring. So what, I say, I must have been really tired, plus I'm all clogged up due my year round alergies......so I thought. Apparently, I had startled myself a couple of times through out the night. Jhonnie said, I would wake up all startled and ask, "what was that?" At first he said it wasn't that bad, cuz he'd just roll me over to my side, and the snorring would stop. For some uncanny reason, I would roll back unto my back and start snorring again. That's when he decided to put those damn nose cloggers on me. Now, I've never been a snorer, or so I think, but tonight he's going to record me. What if I do really snore, and what if it's as bad as he says....how embarrasing. At least I don't freakin grind my teeth....yes, my dear o'l husband grinds his teeth. Am I sharring too much info? But it's like fingernails on a chalkboard......eeeek!

So this is married life, I guess we're just lettin it ALL hang out. But that's ok, cause at the end of the day, I'm still being told that I'm loved and I'm still falling asleep in the arms of the man I love! So I would say I'm pretty lucky....or pretty damn strange....cuz, who the hell wakes up all startled to the sound of their own snore?

Monday, January 24, 2005

Just another Monday

Boy was I lazy today......didn't want to do $*&! Although, I did get a fairly nice job offer. Looks like Honda Corp wants me as their Korean interpreter for this new project their doing in Korea. They need me to go to Korea with them 1 week every month for the next 6 months. Nothing's definate yet.....but I am excited. I'd be going to Woolsan....a smaller city south of the capitol Seoul. The thing is I've never been to Woolsan.....and I don't have too much experience in the techinical Dept...but hey if they want me....and the price is right, how can I say no?
So, I was browsing through some Blogs I found on Larry's site, and I came to realize that I need to seriously start working on mine....Some of you guys have some really nice blogs. When and how I''ll get my blog to look a little decent, I don't know. I'm still having a hard time figuring things out. I also started a blog on Xanga, don't know why I have 2....I'm copying and pasting all my entries......I just want to see which one is more user friendly for me. Guess, I'll have to bug Larry, and ask for some help.

Sunday, January 23, 2005

FRIENDSTER.COM

I wasn't so sure what all the blather was when it came to Friendster....that is till I joined, and started getting all kinds of messages from people I'd lost touch with. It never fails to amaze me how you can forget about a person or a time in your life....until it hits you right smack in the face. For reals though.....Some of the poeple that I've reconnected with through friendster.....I have forgotten about or bluntly put...simply erased from my memory. Once the messages are either recieived or sent, I sit and reminisce. It's like I'm taken back in time. Granted all memories consist of good ones and bad ones......but memories aren't created without time, and looking back into my memories I've come to realize how important and precious time is.....somthing most of us (I know I do) take for granted. Getting back to my opinion on Friendster......I absolutely love it. I never thought I would re-connect with half the people on my friend list. I'm touched everytime I get a message from someone with that famous title *is that you?* or *do you remember me?* I hope to re-connect with many more of my past friends and even Ex's....*wink wink* I'm on the hunt.....so smile if you get one of those messages from lil o me

Saturday, January 22, 2005

2nd day in the life of *Blog*

Since I've started this Blog thing last night, I've been really excited. I can't wait to start working on it! Honestly though....I don't know where to begin....but I'm sure I'll figure it out.
Today, I've been doing alot of cooking.....Larry is visiting us from Monterey, and he's missed my Korean food. I'll be feeding him all kinds today. The galbi is marinated, and he wants some haemool pajun (korean seafood & green onion pancakes). I've already made all the banchan (side dishes)...so we're just kickin' back and catching up. For those of you who don't know, Larry is my best friend from Monterey.....he was also the best man at the wedding. Anyhow, I'd better get back to the kitchen and start my magic...j/k

Friday, January 21, 2005

Born to Blogger

So, since there was all this ranting and raving about *blogs*, I decided to create one of my own. Since I'm new to the *Blog* world, I hope you can understand my lack of knowledge. Anyhoo.....Those that know me, know that I just got married in December....yes to Jhonnie (some call him Jhonnie 5). We had a beautiful wedding in my home town of Las Vegas, with around 300 guests.....well the guest book only accounted for 275. We then went on to our Honeymoon in Maui....stayed in a 2 bdrm/2bath Condo/Timeshare in Kahana for 8 days/7 nights. Upon our return...we then had a 2nd reception in Jhonnie's hometown of Monterey Bay. There too we had about 200 guests.....so as you can see it has been pretty crazy for us for the past couple of months. We are now taking in the Newlywed life, in our new house, in this new city of Fresno, California. It looks like the next agenda is havin' a baby....I'll keep you posted on that one =;