Last Night In Bed

So, I wake up this morning to find a pair of nose cloggers stuck to my nose. WTF? Come to find out my loving husband put them on me last night...again, WTF? It so happens that according to my husband, I've been snoring. So what, I say, I must have been really tired, plus I'm all clogged up due my year round alergies......so I thought. Apparently, I had startled myself a couple of times through out the night. Jhonnie said, I would wake up all startled and ask, "what was that?" At first he said it wasn't that bad, cuz he'd just roll me over to my side, and the snorring would stop. For some uncanny reason, I would roll back unto my back and start snorring again. That's when he decided to put those damn nose cloggers on me. Now, I've never been a snorer, or so I think, but tonight he's going to record me. What if I do really snore, and what if it's as bad as he says....how embarrasing. At least I don't freakin grind my teeth....yes, my dear o'l husband grinds his teeth. Am I sharring too much info? But it's like fingernails on a chalkboard......eeeek!

So this is married life, I guess we're just lettin it ALL hang out. But that's ok, cause at the end of the day, I'm still being told that I'm loved and I'm still falling asleep in the arms of the man I love! So I would say I'm pretty lucky....or pretty damn strange....cuz, who the hell wakes up all startled to the sound of their own snore?