*Things That ERK Me*
Ok, so I'm not so busy today, it's rainning, and I really don't want to work.....I may take the rest of the day off! I've been getting really annoyed by things...people per se, so I've made a list of *things that erk me*
1. People who try too hard: Just be yourself!
2. Men that aren't as smart as me, I'll rephrase that: Men that are dummer than me
3. Men with ugly feet : I think I have a foot fetish, but ssh!
4. People who over exaggerate: Just tell it like it is
5. People who are too prissy: Sex is a good thing, not a dirty thing
6. People who lie: Honesty is the best policy
7. Men who can't give me an orgasm: C'mom already!
8. People who can't keep their word: !FLAKES!
9. Skinny girls: EAT damn it!
10. Fat people who complain about their weight: Go for a walk!
11. Skinny girls who complain about being fat: Shut the hell up
12. People who bring up the past: It's over and done with...get over it!
13. People who's house smell: Air freshners, carpet deodorizers~Use them!
14. People who abuse animals: That's just not right!
15. People with dirt under their nails: Get an old toothbrush and scrub!
16. People with BO: DEODORENT!
17. People who are ignorant: Korea, Japan, and China are all different countries with their own language! Pick up an encyclopedia!
18. Men with hair growing out of their ears: WTH?
19. People who complain ALL the time: Learn to be thankful
20. Girls with moustaches: pluck, tweeze, bleach, wax..not that hard!
I think I could keep going...but I don't want to sound too much of a witch! Guess I'd better come up with things that *erk* me in a good way.
posted by Barbara aka Yooni @ 11:51 AM
12 Comments:
no, tell me you do not have a foot fetish.
sex can be good and dirty. ;)
funny list...
and sorry, but i think feet are gross. i'll only touch two people's feet. mine and steve's.
okay, and i'll touch the bunnies :P
pets have cute feet. when i was taking care of my neighbor's puppy, i thought he had the cutest little feet.
until i noticed that he'll just walk through his own shit w/o noticing. then i got grossed out.
hmmm .. it's ok to have foot fetish. shoes is an expression of that fetish .. do you find yourself channelling imelda marcos when you pass by shoes boutique?
i sorta like people who are flakey .. that way, i can't count on them, and it's always a wonderful surprise when they do keep up with their words!
ha ha ha ha ha!!!! that's so funny! Isn't number 19 on your list of irks what you're doing? I can't stop laughing!!! Thanks for that..... :)
what about guys with moustaches? isn't that a bit too 70's magnum, p.i.? i won't ever get a moustaches, but i have tried a goatie, and i did like it! it's good for hanging out at the coffee houses!
hehehehehee!!! I love Hubby's feet! He's got the best feet EVER. Darn accident and surgery really messed up his left foot though!
But most people's feet..HORRIBLE!
Cracking...flaking...long toe nails.... white stuff on them...EEWWWW. A beautiful foot when you find one...is something to be awed!
I love this list! and I like that you can let it all out, AB!
Number 18 cracked me up! Men with hair in their ears...nasty..
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anonymous: Hey Ass, no one asked you to read this blog, or even to leave a comment....so go f&^* yourself!
i didn't read anonymous' comment, but fuck him/her anyway. it's funny how the nasty ones always post as anonymous. if you don't have balls to put your name to a comment, shut the hell up!
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