*Chinese Proverbs*

I feel so guilty for stealing this off Horny Little Devil From The *UK* but it made me laugh:

1: Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
2: Man who run in front of car get tired.
3: Man who run behind car get exhausted.
4: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
5: Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
6: Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
7: Man with one chopstick go hungry.
8: Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
9: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
10: Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
11: Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
12: War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
13: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
14: Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
15: It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
16: Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
17: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
18: Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
19: Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
20: Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
21: Crowded elevator smell different to midget.