*Married Means No Longer Single*
As I mentioned in my previous post our friend Drew and his Gf came over this evening...the guys were working on their cars, so Seenuin (she's vietnemese or Cambodian...im not sure..but her name is pretty damn hard to pronounce) and I decided to go to the mall...apparently Macy's was having this big sale, and then passed out a coupon for an additional 20% off.....Now I'm not a big shopper...actually I hate it. I like to get in and get out.....but anyway. We finsihed shopping at Macy's and went to Abercrombie & Fitch...by the way LOVELY eye candy there~!~!~! As we were looking around one of the sales guys came up to me and started to make small talk:
Sales guy: Hi there, are you finding everything ok? Did you need help finding a size?
Me: No thank you...just looking around
SG: We are having a sale today
Me: Oh really? Anything in particular, or is there a sales rack?
SG: Well...Me, if you'd like...I'm sorry I was just kidding
WHAT THE HELL?
I actually got butterflies, and he was hot too!~!~!~ He had that *Aber & Fitch* look going...rugged jeans with sandals or flip flops *whatever they're called* and a nice A&F shirt...oooh he looked yummy. Without a second thought I was sitting there chit~ chatting with this lovely eye candy. Talked about Fresno, and what brought me here, what kind of work I do, you know all that small talk. Then...he asked for my number. I sat there for a second and remembered.....I'm married, that means I'm no longer single...WTH is wrong with me. I politely told this *hottie* that I'm with someone, and he was very cool about it. I can't believe that for that moment I forgot I was married...my poor husband would be devistated if he ever knew!
I'm still feeling the utter guilt and shock of my reaction to this *oh so hot* guy, but at the same time I'm so flattered that I still *got it* so to speak...but I still don't understand how I could have been so empty minded...I still don't know what the hell I was thinking!
I love my husband....and I will forever be sorry to him *smacking self upside the head*
Babe, I love you and I'm so very sorry!
posted by Barbara aka Yooni @ 9:51 PM
9 Comments:
I think you probably just got caught up in the moment. If you gave out your number that would be different.
It's a funny story. Was your girlfriend like 'what are you doing?' hee hee.
Peachy: yeah, my girlfriend said exactly that!
Love Hurts: Thank you...I've been on your blog via Nams as well!~!~!
there's nothing wrong with looking..just no touching. ;)
no harm, no foul.. isn't that the saying? :P
good lord, woman. Nothing wrong with a cutie lettin you know you still got it! It was a compliment! No need to beat yourself up, sexy mama...
no no no .. being married means that i can start using those wonderful 2-for-1 specials that i always seem to get in the mail or on the phone.
i mean, who doesn't want to have a week's stay in hawaii for just $250? there was always a catch: so, to take advantage of the offer we need to to know mrs. lamore's first name. that's when i hang up the phone.
seriously, the only special i ever see for singles: happy hour's 2-for-1 at the bars. and even so, i look like a drunk guarding four drinks. where are the benefits for the singles in society?
LE: thank you...but i still feel so bad!
Grace: Imma remember that one!
JadedM: He sure was a cutie..and who you calling sexy? Your the hottie...you MILF!
StarGazer: Half nakes? hmmm, that's where we need to go when I come out there!
Nam: The benefits for the singles society? All around baby! j/k Just think how fun you have when scope out all the potential Mrs. Lamores!~!~!
Hell, if I felt guilty every time I flirted with a hottie I wouldn't have any time left over to flirt!
you're joking, right?
i mean, how many does one really need? one is enough for me :-) i'm old-fashion that way.
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